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Disaster Cats

2026-01-23T14:36:17Z

Corndog3: birthdays and colors

(Also known as the 5 Shmoobles of the Apocalypse)

The '''Disaster Cats''' are ancient Shmoobles that range from indexes #83-87.

== Doctor Steven ==
Doctor Steven is the #83 index on the website.

=== Website-available information ===
His birthday is January 1, 2013.

His colors are Orange and White.

==== About Me ====
"Hello! I am Doctor Stephen. I am the greatest doctor in all of the shmooble's world. Please contact me at my office if you need medical help because I will heal you because I am a DOCTOR!!"

==== Trivia ====

* He has yet to provide any proof that he is a licensed doctor in any part of any world.
* His name has been spelled differently on every document he has ever given us.
* A complete list of every name that he has ever given us: Dr. Steven, Dr. Stephen, Dr. Stefan, Dr. Steve N., Stevie the Cool Doctor,Dr. Estéban, Secret Crime Fighting Doctor

== Pestilence ==
Pestilence is the #84 index on the website.

=== Website-available information ===
Their birthday is Shembuary 7th, 0.

Their color is White.

==== About Me ====
"I am one of the Five Shmoobles of the Apocalypse. I spread disease throughout all of shmooblesworld. I am the first."

==== Trivia ====

* Pestilence is the first Disaster Cat to ever manifest. It marked the beginning of the wave of Disaster Cats to balance Shmlebby's Gift.
* It is not clear how Pestilence manifested, but it is thought that they had a hand in the creation of the remaining three Disaster Cats.
* While Famine is the Disaster Cat Representative, Pestilence is the "leader". This leadership does not signify a hierarchy, the Disaster Cats are primarily equal.
* Pestilence is trying to teach Death how to do their job, but it is hard because Pestilence brings Pestilence and not Death. Pestilence once brought into conversation that Death should Consider working at Shmoobazon.

== War ==
War is the #85 index on the website.

=== Website-available information ===
Their birthday is Shembuary 14th, 0.

Their colors are Red and White.

==== About Me ====
"I am War. The forefront of pain. I bring nothing but War. It's kinda my job."

==== Trivia ====

* They tend to stand back, because they do not cause conflict purely for the conflict itself.
* War is the most analytical Disaster Cat. They stand at the top alongside Famine as the smartest Disaster Cat.
* War sometimes gets pestered by Burritotirrub, as he calls them "Waraw". This bothers them a lot.

== Famine ==
Famine is the #86 index on the website.

=== Website-available information ===
Their birthday is Shembuary 21st, 0.

Their color is Black.

==== About Me ====
"I'm so hungry,,, but you are hungrier,,, business inquiries: djfaminee@shmoob.net"

==== Trivia ====

* Despite being the third Disaster Cat, Famine quickly grew to represent the 5 (formerly 4) Shmoobles of the Apocalypse.
* Before Famine, there was hunger, but it wasn't that hungry.
* Despite Shmlebby's wishes, famine manifested and brought famine upon Shmoobleworld as a natural counterbalance to Shmlebby's attempts of forming a utopia.
* On weekends, Famine stops doing their job and instead makes music! Their stage name is "DJ Famine".

== Death ==
Famine is the #87 index on the website.

=== Website-available information ===
Their birthday is Shembuary 28th, 0.

Their color is Grey.

==== About Me ====
"I'm Death. Nice to kill you!"

==== Trivia ====

* Shmoobles born Before Shmlebby's Gift (BSG) are functionally immortal, purely because Death is really bad at doing their job.
* Death was the fourth and final (?) Disaster Cat, the final addition to finally balance Shmlebby's gift.
* They have a huge scythe, but they do not use it, because Death is yet to grasp the concept of itself.
* When Shmoobles do die, it is sometimes an accident, because Death doesn't understand.

Disaster Cats

2026-01-23T14:28:42Z

Corndog3: Created page + basic descriptions

(Also known as the 5 Shmoobles of the Apocalypse)

The '''Disaster Cats''' are ancient Shmoobles that range from indexes #83-87.

== Doctor Steven ==
Doctor Steven is the #83 index on the website.

=== Website-available information ===

==== About Me ====
"Hello! I am Doctor Stephen. I am the greatest doctor in all of the shmooble's world. Please contact me at my office if you need medical help because I will heal you because I am a DOCTOR!!"

==== Trivia ====

* He has yet to provide any proof that he is a licensed doctor in any part of any world.
* His name has been spelled differently on every document he has ever given us.
* A complete list of every name that he has ever given us: Dr. Steven, Dr. Stephen, Dr. Stefan, Dr. Steve N., Stevie the Cool Doctor,Dr. Estéban, Secret Crime Fighting Doctor

== Pestilence ==
Pestilence is the #84 index on the website.

=== Website-available information ===

==== About Me ====
"I am one of the Five Shmoobles of the Apocalypse. I spread disease throughout all of shmooblesworld. I am the first."

==== Trivia ====

* Pestilence is the first Disaster Cat to ever manifest. It marked the beginning of the wave of Disaster Cats to balance Shmlebby's Gift.
* It is not clear how Pestilence manifested, but it is thought that they had a hand in the creation of the remaining three Disaster Cats.
* While Famine is the Disaster Cat Representative, Pestilence is the "leader". This leadership does not signify a hierarchy, the Disaster Cats are primarily equal.
* Pestilence is trying to teach Death how to do their job, but it is hard because Pestilence brings Pestilence and not Death. Pestilence once brought into conversation that Death should Consider working at Shmoobazon.

== War ==
War is the #85 index on the website.

=== Website-available information ===

==== About Me ====
"I am War. The forefront of pain. I bring nothing but War. It's kinda my job."

==== Trivia ====

* They tend to stand back, because they do not cause conflict purely for the conflict itself.
* War is the most analytical Disaster Cat. They stand at the top alongside Famine as the smartest Disaster Cat.
* War sometimes gets pestered by Burritotirrub, as he calls them "Waraw". This bothers them a lot.

== Famine ==
Famine is the #86 index on the website.

=== Website-available information ===

==== About Me ====
"I'm so hungry,,, but you are hungrier,,, business inquiries: djfaminee@shmoob.net"

==== Trivia ====

* Despite being the third Disaster Cat, Famine quickly grew to represent the 5 (formerly 4) Shmoobles of the Apocalypse.
* Before Famine, there was hunger, but it wasn't that hungry.
* Despite Shmlebby's wishes, famine manifested and brought famine upon Shmoobleworld as a natural counterbalance to Shmlebby's attempts of forming a utopia.
* On weekends, Famine stops doing their job and instead makes music! Their stage name is "DJ Famine".

== Death ==
Famine is the #87 index on the website.

=== Website-available information ===

==== About Me ====
"I'm Death. Nice to kill you!"

==== Trivia ====

* Shmoobles born Before Shmlebby's Gift (BSG) are functionally immortal, purely because Death is really bad at doing their job.
* Death was the fourth and final (?) Disaster Cat, the final addition to finally balance Shmlebby's gift.
* They have a huge scythe, but they do not use it, because Death is yet to grasp the concept of itself.
* When Shmoobles do die, it is sometimes an accident, because Death doesn't understand.

Nears

2026-01-23T13:24:30Z

Corndog3: improved

[[File:Nears.png|thumb|An image of Nears]]
Nears is the Shmooble with the #8 index on the website.

=== About Me ===
"Earless and Fearless. I am nears. I dont care about my ears anymore, I just want peace for all of the Shmoobles. No more tears and no more fear in this heartless nears. Opinions of shadow nears do not represent my own"

=== Trivia ===
* At night, when nearby bad apple nears, nears will turn into Shadow Nears
* Shmooblers United is led by Nears. Shmooblers United are very clear about where they stand against the hearers.
* Many years ago her ears were sheared and stolen by the all hearing hearers apprentice, Ears.

== Variations ==
Nears has several lookalikes / variations on the website. This includes:
* Shadow Nears
* Turkey Nears
* Apple Nears
* Golden Apple Nears
* Green Apple Nears
* Bad Apple Nears
* Nears Hanburge
* Enginears
* Caramel Apple Nears

== Feuds & Conflict ==
Nears has multiple feuds / conflicts with various entities in Shmooblesworld.

=== Ears ===
Nears is known to have conflict with Ears, the Shmooble that sheared Nears' dear ears to have a new set of ears.
==== Background ====
According to the "I bet on Losing Ears" Music video, it appears that Nears and Ears were good friends in their childhood. The reason this incident occurred is because Ears was hypnotized by All Ears to shear Nears' Ears.
==== Resolution ====
As of now (September 18th, 2024), there has not been a resolution this feud, neither has either party come forward to apologize or forgive.

== References ==
# [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2Jhvybl-nQ I bet on Losing Ears (Mitski - I bet on Losing Dogs)]

Nears

2024-09-18T17:59:09Z

Corndog3: Added "Feuds & Conflict"

Nears is the Shmooble with the #8 index on the website.

=== About Me ===
"Earless and Fearless. I am nears. I dont care about my ears anymore, I just want peace for all of the Shmoobles. No more tears and no more fear in this heartless nears. Opinions of shadow nears do not represent my own"

=== Trivia ===
* At night, when nearby bad apple nears, nears will turn into Shadow Nears
* Shmooblers United is led by Nears. Shmooblers United are very clear about where they stand against the hearers.
* Many years ago her ears were sheared and stolen by the all hearing hearers apprentice, Ears.

== Variations ==
Nears has several lookalikes / variations on the website. This includes:
* Shadow Nears
* Turkey Nears
* Apple Nears
* Golden Apple Nears
* Green Apple Nears
* Bad Apple Nears
* Nears Hanburge
* Enginears
* Caramel Apple Nears

== Feuds & Conflict ==
Nears has multiple feuds / conflicts with various entities in Shmooblesworld.

=== Ears ===
Nears is known to have conflict with Ears, the Shmooble that sheared Nears' ears to have a new set of ears.
==== Background ====
According to the "I bet on Losing Ears" Music video, it appears that Nears and Ears were good friends in their childhood. The reason this incident occurred is because Ears was hypnotized by All Ears to shear Nears' Ears.
==== Resolution ====
As of now (September 18th, 2024), there has not been a resolution this feud, neither has either party come forward to apologize or forgive.

== References ==
# [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2Jhvybl-nQ I bet on Losing Ears (Mitski - I bet on Losing Dogs)]

Nears

2024-09-18T17:44:47Z

Corndog3: Variations

Nears

2024-09-18T17:41:53Z

Corndog3: Trivia added

Nears

2024-09-18T17:39:06Z

Corndog3:

Nears

2024-09-18T17:38:47Z

Corndog3:

Nears

2024-09-18T17:35:39Z

Corndog3: Added About Me

Nears

2024-09-18T17:28:07Z

Corndog3: adding basic info

Nears is the Shmooble with the #8 index on the website.